1. For my villain costume I’m wearing a blonde wig which I look *horrid* in. After consulting with a friend I bought taupe eyebrow powder, whore red lipstick, and bronzer to counter-effect that blonde hair should never be framing a face with my complexion. Everything worked really well ….. except the taupe eyebrow powder doesn’t really make my brows lighter.
I took it out to Ben to see if I was doing something obviously wrong when he decided to help me. Next thing I know I have brows drawn over my actual eyebrows. I looked very angry and distressed. Every time I said something, Ben would exclaim “There’s no need to take that tone.”
Thanks, Seinfeld.
2. And because I can’t post today and not mention Obama: WOO!
That animation rules! Where did you get it?
“There’s no need to take that tone.”
Oh, God. I totally laughed for like 5 minutes. *wipes away tear* Now *I* want to draw angry brows on someone and use that line! Ben’s a trend-setter.
Sure, okay, but what are you wearing???
I skanked it (without permission!) from some person’s live journal. I don’t even remember who it was now — sorry.
You say “trend-setter.” I say “bad influence.”
I’ll give you a hint. I ordered these boots even though they’re not the kind Miss Driver wore because they work with the overall costume & they make me giggle: http://www.zappos.com/n/p/dp/42125936/c/728/g/women/s/9.html
I seeeee.