“Almighty TiVo, We thank you for all the gifts you have given us. The power to freeze live TV to go take a leak is nothing short of god-like…but if you malfunction and miss the Super Bowl, we will destroy you in the alley with baseball bats.”

1. For my villain costume I’m wearing a blonde wig which I look *horrid* in. After consulting with a friend I bought taupe eyebrow powder, whore red lipstick, and bronzer to counter-effect that blonde hair should never be framing a face with my complexion. Everything worked really well ….. except the taupe eyebrow powder doesn’t really make my brows lighter.
I took it out to Ben to see if I was doing something obviously wrong when he decided to help me. Next thing I know I have brows drawn over my actual eyebrows. I looked very angry and distressed. Every time I said something, Ben would exclaim “There’s no need to take that tone.”
Thanks, Seinfeld.
2. And because I can’t post today and not mention Obama: WOO!
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